he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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