is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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