I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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