then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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