we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
