So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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