This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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