I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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