Kiss
Puke
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
His hands were made for my vagina.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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