***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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