I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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