I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I don't think brook has ever known best
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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