Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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