what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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