Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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