She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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