do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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