I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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