She is in my trunk
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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