go do what you do best...puke behind churches
you traded sex for a burrito?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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