so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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