You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
