I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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