Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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