i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm at about main and main street
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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