You surviving the open bar?
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
this will be a night to untag.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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