all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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