That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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