You can't special order awesome
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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