Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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