Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
last night I used snow as a chaser
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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