I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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