i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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