I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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