Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Man, jail baloney is awful.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize