He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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