Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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