just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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