god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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