why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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