Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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