i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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