I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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