just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Randomize
