Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I wish i was in the wii world.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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