Don't you send me to vm
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
my being single is dangerous.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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