Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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