ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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