okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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