i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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