Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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