The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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