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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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