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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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