Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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